PURGATORYMANAGER IS PRETTY HOT I GUESS. MORE LIKE A 13 ON THE HOTNESS SCALE IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN.

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How 5455 got into Purgatory was not only a mystery, but probably a level 9001 threat, considering what it considered to be “fun.”

Apparently, this included overriding the stereo systems to only play the Cha Cha Slide. To 5455’s credit, it was pretty damn good at following along.

But that was only the beginning, because as soon as the song ended, every vid screen was flooded with pornography. Once the bouncers found out just who was doing it, the platform was tackled to the ground by two krogan.

» HELP! FIRE! POLICE BRUTALITY!

» LET ME SEE YOUR BADGE NUMBER, PIG! I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!

Shae could tell from the wide-eyed stares pointed up at the vid-screens something was amiss. She turned around and only caught a brief glimpse of what could have been a thigh or a breast before immediately shutting down the signal from her omni-tool. 

The vid-screens in the club hadn’t been hacked in months–the last time it had been the culprit was Shae herself. Someone with high-level clearance must have done this. Either that, or a very skilled hacker.

It turned out that her second guess was correct. On the floor, shouting at the top of its (lungs?) was a geth. She couldn’t help but saunter over to where Karnak and Tuck had it pinned, a wry grin on her face. She dropped down a level, bending her knees and resting her elbows on her thighs. “Now what the hell would you go and do that for?”