codenamerook:

*takes it, considers making the face again, but starts eating instead*

….Can I have her coffee?

No way, you…mooch.

[She folds her arms.]

We got to talk about your brother.

codenamerook:

*…I cant…believe that…worked. I—oh…well I guess I can believe that worked. *

[She sits down and cracks open the plastic container of scones, breaking one in half and offering it to him.]

Here. That’s all you’re getting.

codenamerook:

………Come on Shae.

That’s just not fair.

[She pushes him inside the apartment.]

Come on, we can eat and wait for our darling Rhea to return.

codenamerook:

Erm!…You don’t have to. *eyes the scones*

[She pulls the box of scones out of view, squinting at him.]

I don’t think so, mister. Where’d Rhea go, anyway? Should I just wait for her to get back?

codenamerook:

…shit……I’m being nice.
What do you want anyways?

I came by to surprise Rhea with coffee and scones but…

I guess I’ll just leave.

codenamerook:

I know. …I just said I was surprised… not get the fuck out. *the curse word comes out rather awkwardly*
…Rhea’s not here.

That was really fucking rude of you, Oz. I thought we were gonna play nice with each other.

codenamerook:

…..Just—-surprised to see you.

I am Rhea’s best friend. 

Why?

codenamerook:

purgatorymanager said: Oh, wow. Hey, Ozzy.

*jumps slightly*

…….Uh hi……….

You okay?

codenamerook:

Let’s go make gratuitous mischief.

Fuck yes.