commanderallisonshepard:

Hmm. With all the bullshit I’ve dealt with, you’d think I’d have gotten it by now. Oh well. I’ve got other things I can kick ass at. 

All things in time, Shepard.

commanderallisonshepard:

[Giggles] I wish I could do that. Every time I try I look weird though. [She scrunches up her face trying to do it]

It’s an acquired skill. You get it after you deal with a certain amount of bullshit.

batariansbounty:

Oh yes, assistance. -chuckles as she brings up her omnitool, ready to trade information-

[She responds in kind, linking their comms and exchanging contact information.]

If I see any juicy bounties, I’ll be sure to give you a heads up.

fornaxcenterfold:

Heh, I like you.

Thanks. You’re pretty all right, too.

beefyjamesvega:

[REPLY:] Handsome.

[MESSAGE]: That too. So when you whisking me away from here?

fornaxcenterfold:

I hear that. I know some races can find that rather taboo.

[She shrugs again.] Then they can kiss my ass.

batariansbounty:

Yep.

[She grins.] Well, if you should ever need my assistance, I suppose my number would be useful.

beefyjamesvega:

[REPLY:] ..Even better!

[MESSAGE]: You’re so cute.

hyperionides:

That I wouldn’t know, seeing as how I’m not the clueless tourist here and you are.

I guess that gallantry only goes so far. I’ll try to find my way back to the bus stop. Thanks for not, you know, killing me and stuff.

beefyjamesvega:

[REPLY:] Is it one of those ‘oh, you’re on‘ looks? Or one of those ‘you’re in trouble’ looks? Either way, fine by me.

[MESSAGE]: Maybe a bit of both?